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what-the-fandom:

fucka-duck:

It’s like the cat realizes whose holding it in the second gif

ERHMAHGERD ANDERSERN CERPER

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OH HAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAH!

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baxtavius:

tamagucci:

kanye west wakes up on a plane to find a water bottle next to him. he groans and looks around for the owner of the water bottle, but no one is claiming it. he rolls his eyes but accepts the responsibility of caring for it. besides, it’s growing on him. fast forward 18 years and kanye is watching his water bottle graduate top of its class. he couldn’t be more proud as he wipes a tear from his eye. “that’s my water bottle,” he whispers.

18 years

18 years

and on its 18th birthday he found out it wasn’t his?

AHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHA

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thedailywhat:

Badvertising of the Day: Father’s Day probably isn’t cause for celebration in the Draper house, but if so, it’s hard to imagine pot painting is on the agenda.

[buzzfeed]

i sorely needed the genuine laugh this picture gave me

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underyourporch:

BRB, LOLing forever.

til-kingdom-comes:

“LILY EVANS WILL YOU GO OUT WITH ME.”

“James, you’re drunk.”

“PLEASSSSSSSSSSSE.”

“No.”

“LILLYYYYYYYY.” 

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its-nice-to-see-you:

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truth in tagging

(via giganticism)

This is an animated rip-off of Titanic.  TITANIC.  Now hit play.

YouTube description - “Italian director Camillo Teti’s Titanic: The Animated Movie tackles such delicate subjects as maritime disasters, the loss of over 1500 lives, and PARTY TIME.”

I came DANGEROUSLY close to spitting Cherry Dr. Pepper all over my keyboard and monitor.