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if you'll be my bodyguard
i can be your long-lost pal
(doo doo-doo doo, doo doo-doo doo)
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We’re really doing this thing. Mitch Hurwitz, Jim Vallely and I are off writing the new season of ARRESTED to premiere on Netflix in 2013. The original cast is back. There are offices and parking spaces. We’re shooting this year. I wish I could give more specifics but, for the moment, even the schedule is being kept under wraps. But it’s happening and it’s great to be back with my pals from the show. More later as it becomes okay to release further details…
To protest a bill that would require women to undergo an ultrasound before having an abortion, Virginia State Sen. Janet Howell (D-Fairfax) on Monday attached an amendment that would require men to have a rectal exam and a cardiac stress test before obtaining a prescription for erectile dysfunction medication.

Huff Po (via rachelfershleiser)

This is the most beautiful thing. Can we send her flowers?

(via jaimealyse)

(via yayponies)

get that lip, emma

But where is “Sherlock on my lap”?

But where is “Sherlock on my lap”?

(via shershockblanket)

luckylecky:

Time for a Simon Pegg related giveaway!

Contents:

  • Pillow that looks like Shaun’s shirt in Shaun of the Dead
  • Simon Pegg’s autobiography Nerd Do Well
  • A large UK flag

Rules:

  • If you don’t follow the rules, you’re disqualified
  • Everyone gets one entry. Do not spam.
  • To enter, reblog this post.
  • Likes do not count.
  • Contest ends Feb. 4th
  • I will ship international.

Good luck! :)

D: but i’m not blinking

(via breakthrough-by-design)

kickdrumheart:

pippin (Taken with instagram)

a pippin that is fat

fuzzyhorns:

bow tie!!!

This is the kind of septum piercing I’ve always wanted and will never have the guts to get

fuzzyhorns:

boyborninabarn:

holdontoyourassbutts:

porygons:

misohead:

blacksheepboy-:

boobsanderson:

Sec 5.2(1)(c) of the ID screening regs of Aeronautics Act: “An air carrier shall not transport a passenger if the passenger does not appear to be of the gender indicated on the identification he or she presents.”

Holy fuck.

Are you serious.

I… I can’t even.

………… FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU

wow what the fuck

well shucks

????!!?!?!?!???

what the fuck is this?